SCAMOLOGY

Scams, scams and only scams around.

The way our politicians are involved in scams, it seems that we will have to introduce a new subject in schools, that would be called , 'SCAMOLOGY'.

Scams are mostly belong to the politics but this subject can't be included in the already existing political science book, because the syllabus of this subject is so vast. It must be given a special status like union territories. In the same way it requires a new one hour period to be started with an extra class on sunday, in which students will get a chance to interact with some famous personalities of this field.

I'm quite sure that another scam will happen because of it. That will be called 'EXTRA CLASS SCAM' The most famous and most experienced, celebrity scamers will be offered big money for their appearances by the the ' St. ' brand schools. There schools will be able to call great scamers like A. Raja, Laloo Yadav, Telgi etc. On the other hand 'hindi medium' schools will have to tolerate losers like Bangaru laxman those were not so experienced and caught for only few bucks.

The condition will be worst in village schools. They would only see any unknown member of village panchayat or any contractor of municipal corporation of near by town. So once again 'st.' brand schools will kick the ' hindi medium ' schools out of the ring.

The most interesting thing will be the question paper of scamolmgy. The questions will be something like this :

1. Who was the father of scamolmgy? What was his contribution?

2. Who was the first politician did a scam? Name the scam also.

3. Name two :

(a) centre level scam
(b) state level scam

4. Which investigation commission, formed to investigate a scam was least corrupt?

5. Imagine, you are a high rank government official, your salary is Rs. 30000 p.m. How many flats you can have in a high end building in a metro?

6. Name some great scamers those dedicated their lives to spread corruption in the country.

7. What is the eligibility to become a national scamer.

8. Name three scams by our politicians which spoiled the reputation of country in the world.