HOW TO DESTROY YOUR VALENTINE!

Hey friends haven’t you got bored of the serious blogging?

lets have some laugh now.

here are some tips for you which suggest how to destroy your valentine.

1.Take your GF to the theatre in which C2TC is running.

2.Gift her the same rose,she gifted you last valentine.

3.Call her early morning to wish Valentine on the landline phone of her place,if you find her sleeping,tell her dad to wish her on your behalf.Also tell him your full name and address.

4.When you go for date with her bring a red rose for her friend also.

5.Send Valentine message to your X-GF using her cellphone.

6.If you don’t have money to buy expensive rose,borrow money from her to buy one.

7.Gift her Satayam’s shares,with a pic of Ramlina Raju.

8.If your GF is a music lover then gift her a dvd of romantic songs of Altaf Raja with the dvd of Karzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

9.Write a love letter for her in ’shudhh Hindi’ and for her help gift her an Oxford Dictionary which doesn’t have even a single Hindi word.

10.If recession doesn’t let you to buy a greeting card for her,search a Shadi Card in your home,make a heart around the pic of Lord Ganesha and bdhind that write I LOVE YOU with black pen in very poor hand writing.

11.Take your maths book with you on date and ask her to solve trigonometry and algebra.ask her to find the square root of 236567887454687544.

12.Set ‘choli ke peeche kya hai’ as your hello tune and don’t recieve the call when she call you repeatadly.

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Arjun (Agra)